Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 10, 2021

Quit clowning around and get serious!!!!

But I’m looking for someone I can laugh with not at.

“He makes me laugh.”

—Jessica Rabbit

Before we were married, my wife said “I love your sense of humor.” Now, she says “Everything is a joke to you.”

So’s a sense of fear!

She: I hope your girl friend appreciates your humor!

He’s got more than a sense of humor. All 5 of his senses are funny.

So much to say about who the clown reminds of, but I will refrain.

But you’re just creepy.

Not a great first impression for her. However, a good sense of humor is a great trait that only improves with age. However if their humor is mostly sarcasm, drop that person like a hot coal as it will get worse and worse over the years. Also, beware of the person who laughs at inappropriate times or because the person thinks he/she said something funny and does it all the time…..

Definitely have a sense of humor, but don’t be a clown.

If a smile Is a frown turned upside down, what’s a smirk?

I used to think women who laughed at my jokes understood them. As I grew older, I realized some women have developed the knack of knowing when “laugh goes here” without any understanding whatsoever. Too soon we get old; too late we get smart.