Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 09, 2021

so who’s gonna call the cops over both a dog fight and a cat fight?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is lucky Flo is willing to fight to defend his honour :o) my avatar is a picture of a jellyfish that has survived for millions of years without having a single brain cell which is good news for some people we know ,how was your day? ours should be busy as our Thursdays usually are but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood even tho we could not sleep before 11 pm because of the festa fireworks but we have no errands to run just stay inside because it’s raining outside and relax drinking lots of chilled bottled water till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Easiest scene to draw…fight cloud!

I bet five quid Flo wins.

Good to see equal opportunity fight clouds!!

Stupidity is contagious.

Having spent some time on Shore Patrol, (ex U.S. Navy here), I’d rather break up a fight between the Guy’s. Trying to break up a fight between two “ladies?” could be dangerous to one’s health, they tend to fight mean and dirty.

Stand by your Man

Runs in the families, given the right circumstances.

From our Maltese Doc @ Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is lucky Flo is willing to fight to defend his honour :o) my avatar is a picture of a jellyfish that has survived for millions of years without having a single brain cell which is good news for some people we know ,how was your day? ours should be busy as our Thursdays usually are but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood even tho we could not sleep before 11 pm because of the festa fireworks but we have no errands to run just stay inside because it’s raining outside and relax drinking lots of chilled bottled water till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady”

Tag team!

Eric looking puzzled over women brawling? At least their red noses didn’t come from blows but booze. Don’t feel pain as much – till morning moaning – me head booze- me head blows.

This can’t be good, they both have weapons, purses.

Good turnaround gag!! I like that!

I remember when Andy and Flo got into it like this.

Anytime I see a couple of women brawling, I’m reminded of that great Western saloon fight scene between the two women in the 1939 movie classic Destry Rides Again starring Marlene Dietrich and James Stewart. Stewart breaks up the fight by dousing the dueling doxies with a bucket of water.

Andy should be taking bets, anytime now…

At least the guys were just biffing each other. The ladies were really bashing each other.

I don’t often see women get into physical scraps like Flo & Ethel.

The verbal scraps are worse. The majority of women these days act like total Karens (Google it) and I’m not ashamed to refer to people my own sex as a Karen.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. I stayed in today. I’m at bingo with my Auntie tomorrow so that should be fun. If me or her (or both of us) win, it’ll be even more fun! The largest amount I won at bingo was £210. Winning a few hundred would be wonderful right now.

I had a rather deep sleep last night. However I woke up at 9:34am (checked the time on my phone) I fell back asleep until 10:35am, I then browsed Facebook for a bit I believe. And I fell back asleep yet again until 2pm! I do love my sleep.

This is going to be a unpopular opinion but I think fireworks should be done away with completely. Just no need for them. Or if they must exist, people should have a licence before purchasing them. Just feel bad for the poor frightened animals.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Look up Charlize Theron’s physical fight against five assassins in “ Atomic Blonde”. It is very intense.

Remember when Andy and Flo would often duke it out? Too politically incorrect nowadays.

Hilarious! XD Almost like something Reg Smythe would have drawn.