Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 03, 2021

Maybe install an elevator.

If I take a physical, they’ll just say I should exercise more. Where’s the fun in that?

That’s not why I breathe hard; not if my wife doesn’t have a headache…

Put an oxygen tank on the stairs.

Legs. Use ’em or lose ’em.

For some Seniors, this makes sense. However, I was thinking ahead when I built this house and the stairs help me maintain good strength so it does not come to the above.

I think it’s sad that someone might find this humorous.

Of course, moving the bedroom downstairs is going to take more breath than you have! Better hire someone; better hire an end-of-life care nurse at the same time.

Not so funny when you are 85 and have to “abandon” the upper floor of your house. My mother is at that point.

Half an hour ago Mudd said,

I live in a cellar,my MC is in my shop next room over,double door exit/entry. Easy does it. ;>)

I used to be so fat that when I went upstairs it took me to trips.