Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 29, 2021

And you CAN actually say, that you’re out of breath..

That’s our Travis. Always looking on the bright side of life.

Okay. I’ll start thinking that about mine, come to think of it. Arms, too. And a torso. Etc.

“He’s got legs, but doesn,t want to use them”…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Awww!

Let’s see Travis be so bold with Leopold!

The long episodes I have with back spasms literally make it seem like a miracle when I can walk again. During those episodes, it it torture to even try to turn over, much less make it to a bathroom.

I cried because my legs were sore until I saw a head in a jar.

So, instead of thinking about how terrible life in a jar is, Travis rejoices in knowing he can blow bubbles anytime he wants. I wonder how Bubbles feels about that?

Point taken….

Travis always sees the formaldehyde jar as half full!

One of my dad’s favorite sayings was “I complained because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”

He’s got legs and he knows how to use them! —Even though thay are short, stumpy, and weak from lack of regular exercise.

You need a lot more of those Midnight Rambles around the hilly neighborhood, Gary!

Gary isn’t getting enough sleep and needs much more blood is why.