Tusk, tusk.
If he’s smart, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear a word she said.
Make your own dress, then.
Come on, Blanche, you know it’s really Mastodon.
It certainly fits well….what a hairy situation…
now he needs to pelt her with compliments…
“Well, you could just take it off”
Mammoth should only be made into overcoats.
Could you try an A-line or an empire cut?
“I agree. It makes your legs look fat” was the last thing he ever uttered.
He should have given it to her in the winter.
It matches her ankles well
It seems to have a certain taint.
Mastodon we now our gay apparel…
Positively elephantine.
Just be glad you married a guy who wasn’t dressed in giant sloth…
Does this comment make me look whiney? :)
an accurate complaint, I do believe
Would you like to try on the hair shirt?
November 25, 2017
otforever almost 3 years ago
Tusk, tusk.
macky87 almost 3 years ago
If he’s smart, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear a word she said.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Make your own dress, then.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Come on, Blanche, you know it’s really Mastodon.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It certainly fits well….what a hairy situation…
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
now he needs to pelt her with compliments…
Znox11 almost 3 years ago
“Well, you could just take it off”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mammoth should only be made into overcoats.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Could you try an A-line or an empire cut?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“I agree. It makes your legs look fat” was the last thing he ever uttered.
chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He should have given it to her in the winter.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It matches her ankles well
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
It seems to have a certain taint.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Mastodon we now our gay apparel…
Havel almost 3 years ago
Positively elephantine.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just be glad you married a guy who wasn’t dressed in giant sloth…
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Does this comment make me look whiney? :)
KEA almost 3 years ago
an accurate complaint, I do believe
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Would you like to try on the hair shirt?