Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 12, 2023
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tudza Premium Member 11 months ago
Sorry, I’ve already got a subscription to the “Where Do You Get Your Ideas?” newsletter.
k8zhd 11 months ago
I’m surprised no one has claimed smallbleakscenes.com and put something in there, or invited submissions to share. My disposition is too sunny for that, though.
ElwoodP 11 months ago
I get most of my ideas by attending the Severed Head Support Group meetings.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
He went home and got the leaves, branches, and weeds, came back, and watched the escalator/chipper grind that up.
fritzoid Premium Member 11 months ago
Give these to ChatGP and see what it spits out.
(Make it tie together all three.)
Sisyphos 11 months ago
“Small bleak scenes”? Sounds like the series-title for a sequence of papers I wrote for an English class back in college….
But Richard was so much more creative and amusing!