Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 13, 2021
October 11, 2021
October 15, 2021
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j. piehole's- ketchup accidentally married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go-smash'n'grab foodmart- super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux- closed for acid backup. spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef- closed for aesthetic reasons.
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
In Holland, patat oorlog means french fries with ketchup and mayonnaise. Mmmm, lekker! Really, it’s delicious.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Mr Thompson’s work has always been genius and good for a least a hearty chuckle if not a burst of laughter with which to splatter your keyboard with your morning hot beverage. He and Kliban are two very good reasons to use a keyboard protector.
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
The ketchup/mayo miscegenation results in Russian dressing, so regrettably, it does exist.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
P.J. Piehole’s just can’t catch a break! They must support the wrong political party….