Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 13, 2021
restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j. piehole's- ketchup accidentally married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go-smash'n'grab foodmart- super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux- closed for acid backup. spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef- closed for aesthetic reasons.