Jeff Stahler for August 05, 2021

Extra points if the chair tips up and you recover without having to put your hand down. //OR// if the chair slides until it is EXACTLY opposite the TV (rotation allowed).

My favorite sport.

^^ What?

Even that I have to be careful with.

actually it’s the 2020 Olympics

My personal Olympics this week:

Bike Riding with My Dog

Lowe’s Walking (did not medal)

Post New Flooring Appliance Scooching

TV Program Locating (difficulty: high)

Baseball (watching)

Takes a good flop to shape the pillows for reading binge. But only the once, if one has trained for it.

Proud American tradition!

You get a sense of the sentiment towards the current games, when you type in “when will Olympics..” and the search engine autocompletes with “end”

I have found this Olympics have had both the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. That’s all I ask for from NBC. I haven’t seen this much Booty showing well ever, watching Water Polo right now those Suits are AMAZING guess I’m not dead yet. That USA Female Wrestler was wonderful in her sheer excitement at winning Gold. Chinese Divers, Japanese Skateboarders, Caeleb Dressel have been a Joy. Seeing Biles suck it up and return was great, seeing the USA women’s soccer kneel into a Bronze warmed my cockle. I don’t care how much $$$$ these Athleates make the effort, time & pain every Olympians endures they deserve it. I’ve always enjoyed the Games warts and all. USA USA USA !!!

It’s a dangerous event for Men.

If you do it Wrong, you could end up plopping all your weight down on the Family Jewels.

Rather painfully.