Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 10, 2021

yikes

The minutes seem longer becauwe a Plugger isn’t as spry now as he or she was in his or her earlier days.

Relativity…. the bigger the mass the slower the time.

Just go from point A to point B ! …… Do not watch the clock ;-)

And it happens everyTime. Heh heh.

Remember an episode of Star Trek where they used a code for time. Days were hours, hours minutes. For aPlugger exercising, that gets flipped; seconds seem like minutes, minutes like hours, and hours like days.

Takes me longer to drink water and cool off than the exercise period lasts.

Okay, now I know that they’ve been watching me.

When it’s just you jogging, sometimes they don’t last long enough.

Well, your problem is you are running opposite of the Earth’s rotation.