Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 06, 2021

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    Pretty much the same thing that happens to a salad.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    He didn’t specify which direction it goes through.

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    Mmmmm…eclairs……

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    That sure scared the cr@p out of them!

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Funnnneeee!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    A health-concious poltergeist is worse than a scary one.

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    loridobson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The Hammered Henchman has a blue plate special you’d like.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hey! It’s an eclair – I don’t care! YUMM!

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That is one dumb poltergeist.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Run!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This is why children should eat their fruits and veggies.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    The word expel should be in there a second time in my opinion.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This calls for an emergency exorcist!!!!!!! :)

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    I’ve never seen Leopold flee before.

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    pchemcat  over 2 years ago

    When my niece was about 4, she told me she knows what happens to a hot dog when you eat it. “What happens to the hot dog?”, I asked. She replied, “It goes into your mouth, through your tummy and out your bum.” Yes, she went into the medical profession and is a PA.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Gary shouldn’t be able to digest anything but blood.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Evacuation time! (Ahem.)

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    comicaluser  over 2 years ago

    Éclairs are topped with chocolate icing and filled with custard. I have no idea what that poltergeist is talking about!

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