Close to Home by John McPherson for July 31, 2021

Step number one: lock your windows and doors.

Step number two: buy the download, not the hard copy.

You wasted your money on that book Bleeb. ;D

I guess he should have bought it sooner.

seems thee instructions were a little too hard for him. or he just got started.

Duh

All they need is a picture of a door bolt, a window lock and a dog. The rest is just more costly stuff to protect.

Back in the good old days, before air, we would sleep with the doors and windows open, even on the front porch. Would not dream of doing that today.

Better hold on to that book or it might get stolen.

Buy the book: “Orthordontics for comic strip characters”

With those teeth, just bite him!

Read faster!

Hi, Bleeb!

Rule number one: Always be observant of your surroundings…..

The burglar probably wrote the book

Lock all windows and doors…

I think Bleeb is trying to tell him, but he is too engrossed in the book.

He has an easy chair that isn’t facing his TV???

Is the burglar sneaking in or sneaking out?

By the time he finishes the book, they’ll be nothing to secure.

Well, at least he bought the right book, he just bought it too late.

Is the guy with the mask taking or delivering?

Perhaps some training could make a good guard bug out of Bleeb.

Halfway through the book and that happens? Either he’s not getting the idea or the book was very poorly written.

Banging the TV on the window frame ought to get the guy’s attention.

He’s halfway thru the book. You’d think close and lock your doors and windows woulda been chapter one.