Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 31, 2021

Think about dairy. You can ruminate on it…

The server is wearing pancake makeup … brand name: Makeup Yourmind

If a twatwaffle eats a waffle is that cannibalism?

There’s no waffling at Waffle World!

My favorite color is plaid.

Servers can use cardboard cutouts of themselves to use as stand-ins while customers are ordering. Some servers have trouble deciding whether they should use them – “Should I use a cutout or not?”

I always prefers an all you can eats menu. Whether it be in picanic baskets or otherwise.

I have been to a place like that, an all you can eat buffet and you get behind someone who can’t make up their mind. PICK SOME THING AND MOVE!!

Yup, I’ll definitely think about having that.

Go for the “will,I” option

Do I want a waffle, or a waffle, or a waffle?

I once ordered a Belgian waffle I got a guy from Brussels who couldn’t make up his mind.

The waitress can’t see serving him, with the hair over her eyes.

Is that Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

A lot of people are indecisive, but every once in awhile it’s nice to meet a professional.

I know a place that has an entree called the Difficult Decision. You can choose three appetizers for your meal. Delicious, and actually works out to be a very good bargain, too!