Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2021

What’s that note from the whistle, F sharp?

Keep blowing that whistle, and you might start having musical farts.

I think he was more interested in getting a good angle on the babe’s cleavage.

You need to take Monty to see Judge Judy Mrs. Parker, she has a real pet peeve about bad neighbors being a nuisance, she’ll set him straight!

Hang on. I’ll get you a blanket.

They need a higher fence.

Monty knows he’s not wanted at the party, but he doesn’t care.

Shouldn’t he have white salve on his nose?

Terrible coloring of the pig in blankets.

They need a MOOB Seek and Destroy missile!

Monty, you are a disgrace to that High Chair!

Hate to say it, but the truth is, you are a pig with moobs!