Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2021

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd decide to team up and are robbing a liquor store.

Bugs Bunny asked Elmer, “Is this whiskey?”

Elmer answered, “Of course it’s wiskey, but it’s safer than wobbing a bank”

But Elmer Fudd never caught him to eat him.

I’ve heard the “Fudd diets” are pretty popular. They’re “gwowing by leaps and bownds”, in fact.;D

Be wery, wery, careful!

It’s duck season!

Did someone say hasenpfeffer???

he gets to have wacky weed for dessert…

Don’t use Elmer’s glue as a condiment.

So he’s a “fuddie?”

“How vewwy, vewwy cwude.” – Susie Christie, “I Love Onions”

That should read,“I’m twying this hot new…..”

One big reason Elmer Fudd was so funny was because of the actor who voiced him, a gentleman named Arthur Q. Bryan.

And the classic Fudd hat is a necessity