JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 27, 2021

Send a text next time. Then it can remember it for you.

I know this is kinda off-topic, but I made a JumpStart family tree using Padlet. You can view it at https://padlet.com/Notyourbusiness/wudp5wn0rm95y81f

Some people are just capable of face to face conversations anymore.

Made sure I turned off ringer before the last marriage I performed (I probably should have left it in a safe place and not had it in a pocket – but, hey, it’s attached). Only thing that could have been worse than phone ringing during the ceremony? Telling the couple, “Hold on a minute, I got to take this one.”

I always charge my phone before I go anywhere.

Now Marcy’s memory is dead and needs a recharge…

I’m not part Cyborg. GASP! I actually leave my phone at home sometimes. Ahh, peace and quiet.

We need Apples….Make an appointment with the I doctor….Go in for some kind of screening….

I think that it’s appropriate how the skull and crossbones it hovering over Joe’s phone. They do tend to suck the life and soul out of you.

Must not been too important for Marcy to forget.

12 yrs ago, when I had recently acquired my first cell phone, I had to attend the graveside funeral of a good friend. I was still learning the functions, but had programmed in a ringtone. Of course, the the sucker went off in the middle of the eulogy, I’m fumbling with it, trying to stifle it while it proclaimed in a English gentleman’s gentleman voice: " Excuse me sir, but someone is trying to contact you telephonically. Shall I tell them to ‘F….. off’?" I knew, somewhere up there, my friend was laughing his butt off.

Must have been REALLY important.

you know, I’ve actively TRIED to drain my phone’s battery, watching youtube and playing games pretty much all day, but the power always managed to hold out for at least one whole day, I don’t even have the fanciest smart phone