Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 16, 2022

Going to have to bow to the inevitable…..

And so spears are sparse.

Relax little fellow, I’m not here to hurt you…

Tarzan missed the day at school when they taught “Young Lad”

The kid’s afraid Tarzan is an Old Etonian.

Is this Korak?

The legendary Greystoke blade once again slakes its unquenchable thirst in the blood, er, spinal fluid, of a large carnivore. Tarzan thinks to himself, “This place is great! Thipdars and bears!” And to the terrified youngster he says, “Hey, kid, not to worry. It’s just that I get a little, um, excited when I slay a large beast!”

But Tarzan quickly picked up the bow and left the little #%@x looking like a pin cushion.

NOOOOOOOOOO! TARZAN YOU MURDEROUS FIEND!

Great. Now Tarzan has to throw him off the cliff, too.

And yet another character suddenly appears out of nowhere. I can’t keep track of all these people; a boy, Steve Reeves aka Thoar, Jana, Gridley, Innes, Mike Machado the street Taco vendor, the vicious cavemen…….and it goes on and on! Who’s next? Jungle Jim, Thund’a King of The Congo, John Carter, Conan, The Witcher, Sheena Queen of The Jungle, Howdy Doody & Clarabelle…….

Please don’t kill Tarzan. It would embarrass him.

Boy oh boy, Tarzan! You have a lot to bear today!!

Some noble savage you are, Tarzan! Killing that bear, but letting the meat and hide go to waste!