Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 10, 2022

New dieting aid: “Swimfast”.

In a cavern of some mud, yeah

At the center of the earth

Dived an apeling to find his sapling

Hope, the effort is it worth

An accident is about to happen.

“…and don’t try anything naughty back there. Or else my magic knife will lets you have it!”

The service in this establishment is horrendous, the things you have to do, the obstacles you have to overcome, just to get to the breakfast room…..

Looks like it could be a new Olympic sport, Mixed Pairs Team Swimming.

Hope Tarzan’s loincloth stays up.

This looks like a precarious situation. When Tarzan told her to ‘Hold my belt’ I thought ‘Wait a minute, Tarzan doesn’t wear a belt’ :-o

Interesting grip.

I realize she didn’t have a lot of options, but that particular grip looks… potentially problematic.

What Tarzan doesn’t know is that Dav-An’s sorority sent her on a scavenger hunt for a loincloth.

She’s certainly getting a good view.

Hopefully Tarzan didn’t eat a few bean burritos for breakfast…..gas propelled!

Dav-an muses to herself during the interminable underwater swim, which she expects will take all week: “So, Tarzan goes commando. Who knew? Kinda disappointing, really. Then again, the water is kinda cold…”

somebody is going commando if they aren’t careful!

Suddenly Tarzan’s speed doubles, and Dav-an is holding a pair of polka dot underpants.

don’t worry, our man Tarz & the Horrib Queen used to have a thing.