Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 23, 2021

“Hunting” for disaster.

Will they listen? Will they heck! As sure as eggs are breakfast, they wont

But Korak, the crocodiles need their breakfast. Let these fools go ahead.

“Me because I foolishly keep rescuing you.”

Because intrepid girl explorers never attempt to conquer untamed rivers unless they’re in full makeup.

Korak has taken on the role of a Mother now.

Move on, Korak. This is what they invented high school sports for.

well somebody got their hair wet

This is a far cry from ERB

Let them get hurt. Apparently, it’s the only way they’ll learn.

Oh, goody….some one is about to get “hurt”! I deeply hope it’s both dimwitted twit Anne and not-so-mucho-macho Machado. At least one of them has to go—-take your pick!

After this I watch General Hospital.

Korak: “And it might be me!”