Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 16, 2021

“Casc(ar)ade”.

Loosing breakfast, take 2…..

Next, she’s going to try to drive the boat upstream on a waterfall.

Dang. I just wanted to see the clown filming all this standing up straight on the boat following her upstream over these turbulent waters over the rocks.

“Okay, gang. Water wins. Let’s pack it up and head home.”

What a scriptwriter this Machado is! His next script will involve a “Rocks…Paper…Scissors” tournament documentary.

Yay! Go water!

Oh well. What a shame. Now, can we get back to Tarzan with the talking buzzard on the way to Pellucidar?

The water is sure being cooperative in its following of Machado’s script.

Water – 1, Humans – 0; but it’s only half-time.

So this is when that manipulative blonde no-talent twit gets splattered over the rocks and leaves a floating red pulp washing down the river? Oh, JOY! But NOooooooo, naive Korak will most likely save her. UGH!

Take two. This time let’s go with an instant’s hesitation.

Stupid Broad, thought she could beat a steam drill.

Korak to the rescue!

“Let’s tell her what she’s won, Bob!”