FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2021

Wasn’t there already a schtick showing Jason having his back towards the (unknowingly turned-off) stove?

Andy’s gotta be the world’s worst cook.

And remember ‘A watched boil never pops’!

Since I’m not a huge fan of tofu I can identify with this. Wonder if the tofu replaces the pasta wrapper or the filling?

Comic mothers cook weird stuff and fathers can’t BBQ!

Well… ugh!

Yuk poor kids.

I wonder why she never did gazpacho …

Tofu substitutions are like those using cauliflower – if you don’t dress them up with spices and other ingredients to the point you can’t taste them, they’re just gross!

If I had a choice, I’d go with TVP instead, at least has some texture

The worst thing I saw Andy make was a “ milkshake”, substituting mashed potatoes for ice cream.

I can’t win, can I?

Tofu is pronounced properly, but should be spelled toe foo. It’s the foo from between your toes.

The filling in ravioli is not a problem as long as there is a good sauce. Oh, it’s Andy. Nevermind.

thermodynamics meets the ever-shrinking attention span…

Toe foo! Yu … ck or m, depending on your personal taste.

Wasn’t there a Dr. Who episode similar to this – Blink!

“One of the most bizarre premises of quantum theory, which has long fascinated philosophers and physicists alike, states that by the very act of watching, the observer affects the observed reality.” —Weizmann Institute Of Science

Just don’t blink, kids! :)

Pssst, Paige! Put a little cold water or an ice cube in the pot every few minutes! You can do this indefinitely as long as you don’t get caught!!!