Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 26, 2021

That’s a pretty wimpy lightning bolt, you should be smoking at this point. And I don’t mean smoking a cigarette either….

I’d say the storm was here.

I can feel in my bones when bad weather is coming body just doesn’t feel right.

When shall thee knee feel the pain? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? (Excerpt from Shake’s-rears “Mclast-breath”)

Please don’t tell me you’ve gone Qanon

You said it, Ralph!

My bones ache before it’s going to rain…ouch!

If my bones and joints can predict the weather we are in for the worst hurricane season the planet has ever seen. I’d run away but i can’t. Maybe limp or shuffle at best. If there’s an active volcano you feel you need to throw me into I understand.

Dang. That’s the second lighting bolt I has seen hitting a cartoon character today.

First one’s hit Bozo (a great classic comic) :

https://www.gocomics.com/bozo/2021/06/26

She can smell ozone along with burnt flesh!

Meteorology 101 … She must be the local TV weather gal …!

This “feeling in the bones” appears to originate from infra-sound, sound frequencies way below 20Hz that can propagate for miles ahead of storm fronts. The longer bones resonate to sub-multiples of those sounds.

Wedge your bets, don’t go on the golf course.

You ain’t just whistling Dixie!!!

He forgot he was told to ground his false-leg during thunderstorms.

He got a first hand weather report. Make that a first knee.

You said it Ralph.

Meanwhile…I let a sauce pan burn dry, manage to get the exhaust fan going before it (knock on wood) set off the smoke alarm.