Herman by Jim Unger for June 25, 2021

June 25, 2046, 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM.

XD LMAO!

Make it 7 PM. I remember your cooking and I want to get in at least 3 more good meals before leaving…

25 years later, he gets a bus token and a fast food coupon in the mail.

“Call first.”

Make it afternoon. I like to sleep in mornings.

Come early in the day and I’ll treat you to slop in the chow hall.

…and don’t be late…..

She can’t be bothered with visiting him.

With that attitude he won’t try for early release for good behavior.

After lunch and before dinner.

“You only do two days. That’s the day you come in and the day you come out”

- Avon Barksdale (The Wire)

Oh, better check to see if I am still around?

Why don’t you just wait outside

Precisely at dontgiveadamn o’clock.

Come by tomorrow at visiting time with a hack saw.

You’re assuming no time off for good behavior.

A very well organized women for sure.

Melania has really let herself go

Peter Chauvin?

How timely! Derek’s reply: “No, mom, it’s 22 1/5 years!”