Clay Jones for May 27, 2021

Makes as much sense as all the rest of that bushwa.

Somebody said that adult cicadas don’t eat. They only eat before they come out of their shells.

One way to bow out gracefully.

And if that kuhscheisse doesn’t work, try the space aliens voted for Biden — illegally, trope!!

/SHMIRK/

Would that prove that God hates the Squire of Mar-a-Loco?

The polls, as revealed on MSNBC, show that a majority of republicans, actually believe their ‘messiah’ really won the 2020 election, and that, if they recount the ballots enough times in exactly the right way, his triumph will be revealed – or something.

Anyway, it’s Benghazi redux – republicans are convinced that if they hold ENOUGH recounts, Donnie John will eventually end up a winner – these are the same types of people that will wager on an instant sports replay!

This entire scenario would have to improve by orders of magnitude to be called “pathetic”!

at least the dog didn’t eat them!

It’s true! It’s true!

Fake news won’t tell you, but you can read about it on any internet site that has servers in Russia, China, Turkey, North Korea or any country with a leader that the real president said could be trusted and really liked.

Please don’t give the Q-Pubs any ideas.

They like the Cheetos dust smeared on them from the freak “audit” people?

Be careful what you say, there are people in this country that will believe anything.

I came here to the comments to see if this was actually really in the news. That is how crazy it is now.

What’s REALLY sad is that if some crackpot so-called “News” organization like FAUX, or OANN, or News-hacks actually said this, thousands of low-intelligence trumpsuckers would INSTANTLY believe it to be “A Proven Fact”.

Just needed to work Gaetz and M Trailer Trash into the strip, Clay.

The sad state of Arizona.

Blame it on RUDY. TOOT. TOOT. !! He let the cicadas out of the bag! Yum yum eat them up…..

You can’t prove they didn’t!

I’m sure there’s as much hard evidence for the Cicada Theory as there is for the Massive Fraud Conspiracy. (/s)

Cyber Ninjas are proving bats**t craziness is a booming industry

Cicadas read?

The DOJ wrote to Arizona noting that the “audit” was in violation of federal law. However, it has not done anything about it.

Still ailing with and stuck on that Trump derangement syndrome. Keep drawing what you believe in and stay in therapy. I know it’s hard to get over.

And, of course, although the cicadas are just starting to come out of the ground they DID eat all of those Trump votes last November…

Lunatic News? At last, truth in advertising.

Poll finds 40% of Americans who get their news from OANN believe in devil-worshipping conspiracy

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/5/27/2032407/-Poll-finds-40-of-Americans-who-get-their-news-from-OANN-believe-in-devil-worshipping-conspiracy?utm_campaign=recent

Nowadays, there are probably people who would actually believe this.

Makes as much sense as anything else coming from our alleged “leaders”. ppfftt

The talking-head lunatic would appear to have learned his math at Trump “University”……

Facts Schmacts!

“Lunatic News”…….I LOVE it!!!!!

This made me laugh out loud; those loonies — thanks Clay ♥♥