Well he just gave you Earth. Earth is defined as, the substance of the land surface; soil, cultivable soil, ground, sod, clod, silt, clay, and it’s all Dirt. So we named the planet Earth, better know as dirt. Really we should have came up with a better name.
wjones almost 3 years ago
It’s the main material for building houses back in BC day’s.
hangedman almost 3 years ago
I can blind you or make you see. I can build castles or bring down mountains. What am I?
TheSkulker almost 3 years ago
But it’s the thought that counts!
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“By the way. The property taxes on that “dirt” is five thousand clams a year. Please remit!” ;)
blakerl almost 3 years ago
Well he just gave you Earth. Earth is defined as, the substance of the land surface; soil, cultivable soil, ground, sod, clod, silt, clay, and it’s all Dirt. So we named the planet Earth, better know as dirt. Really we should have came up with a better name.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Dirt? Gossip dirt or dirt dirt?
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
On who?
Purple People Eater almost 3 years ago
A friend of mine gave me a rock as a present once. My mom threw it away, and I haven’t gotten another pet since.
scottartist creator almost 3 years ago
It was cheap…
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
I’m sure that gift had him floored…for a bit at least.
walkingmancomics almost 3 years ago
Sadly enough, all too soon, dirt, especially good dirt for growing things, will be a rare and precious commodity for us all.
beady.el almost 3 years ago
Usually you only get such lovely gifts from 3 year old children…
JesseLouisMartinez almost 3 years ago
What a dirty gift
wolfboy oz boy almost 3 years ago
that is not a good gift
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Gee, I hope you didn’t spend too much.”
“Oh, no, it was just something I had lying around.”