Clay Jones for May 07, 2021

There are an unfortunate LOT of people who aren’t happy unless they’re complaining about something.

How about choosing the greater good over willful ignorance?

He who reasons with a super-massive black hole has truly entered The Twilight Zone and lost his way. Easier for a Frenchman to keep from sneering at an American speaking French than for a MAGA to be reasonable.!

How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Their entire argument is, “I don’t wanna. You can’t make me. Nanny nanny boo boo.”

It’s taken a great deal of logical inconsistency to create their cohort [cult?] that rejects altruism and favors selfishness yet CLAIMS to be “christian”, with a moral code that rejects those who are different, allows overpopulation, hunger, and disease, and attempts to deify a decadent, dishonest, authoritarian, tyrant.

Offer a free gun or a brick of ammo and see if that works ?

Baby Yoda almost got him.

Where is the ex-great leader who was so proud of Operation Warpspeed? Why aren’t there any pictures of him getting the vax? Maybe it hurt his arm and he cried?

You hit the nail right on the head, Clay!

I think being jerks is normal, at least for 33% of the population.

Blame this on rump and co. From the get go!

How about: 1. Free oxycodone with every shot? 2. A free gun with every shot? 3. A No-Knock Vaccine Law: SWAT teams armed with Vaccine break into your apartment/home in the middle of the night and give you shots?

Logical though processes are NOT a big favorite with the Qpublicans…

BABY YODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, I am a dog lover. Do not advocate giving a puppy to such vile, disgusting people.

His default setting is “Whine”. After all, a white man hasn’t got a Chinaman’s chance against all those uppity coloreds! It’s downright unfair to Bubba.

Just deny them health coverage if they catch the COVID.. call it self inflicted. A clause that already denies coverage when you burn your own house down.. or crash your car while drunk.

The problem is, even after you get vaccinated, they still say you might get COVID, you might still spread it, and you MUST still wear a face diaper and socialist distance, the same as if you never get a vaccine. So, no matter what, they will not allow us to get back to “normal.” Of course, there is no reason not to be back to “normal” now. After all, the pandemic MUST be over, or why else would the current occupant of the White House have opened the border, allowing hundreds of thousands of untested (or tested and being positive) and unvaccinated people to illegally enter the country?

How about not being a dumba—?

While governors promise to loosen restrictions when the vaccinated population reaches around 70%, people who refuse to get vaccinated are unhappy that those numbers are not getting reached…

How about depicting all people from all sides who don’t want the vax, for it’s not just trump goobers.

“How about you get the vaccine to spite those who are pushing so hard against you getting it? You do realize that it’s a shadow government plot to make sure you and people like you don’t stay healthy, right? Don’t let them win! Just roll up your sleeve for freedom & victory! You get a lollypop too by the way.”

You know, I have to wonder if the imbecile asndad1948 ever called Trump the “current occupant” of the White House. (Obviously, even Washington and even FDR were ONLY current occupants , because, despite the mob of traitors on January 6th, we are a country of laws, not people.) I wonder even more if the aforementioned imbecile expects Trump to make a comeback……..

How about those reports of people developing serious side effects or even dying after their COVID vaccines?

How about we pay you $100 in cash. . . .; thought that might help you decide . . . ./S

Let him have it and hard!

I see Spike Lee on every commercial break imploring republicans to get vaxed oh wait never mind that’s black folk who need a ride to get a shot.

How about helping to save your own foolish, ignorant life (and maybe even those of your family)?

Big lie anti vaxers are getting support from Putin, he loves to see our society fall apart.

I see racistsexual put his 2 cents in.

They like whining so much that that new normal is their preferred state. (However, I do like the medic’s fist in the last panel.)

I didn’t need a bribe but you definitely would have gotten me at donut!

I did it for reason number 6. Though I wdn’t say no to reason number 3.

they offered free beer somwhere in Buffalo and folks lined up…