Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 05, 2021

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    RAGs  about 3 years ago

    If there is a zebra involved, it’s a “stripe” club.

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    suv2000  about 3 years ago

    Stop I already heard it

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Does it have a “Why the long face” line in it?

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    Sanspareil  about 3 years ago

    A hamburger walks into a bar and says to the barman

    “Gimee a beer”

    The barman replies

    “Sorry we don’t serve food”

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    Perplexed  about 3 years ago

    I wonder if we’ll see the rest of the joke tomorrow!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No joke?

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    car2ner  about 3 years ago

    Looks like Bub did Betty a favor. She’s been spared a groaner for sure

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    Geophyzz  about 3 years ago

    In Canada, clergymen were allowed to get an early covid vaccine. Our Presbyterian minister said he was in line between a Rabbi and a Eastern Orthodox priest, all in their pulpit attire, when one of them said, “This must be the opening line of a joke.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 3 years ago

    “$29, same as in town.”

    Oops – spoiler alert

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    David OBrien  about 3 years ago

    Is that herd immunity, or heard immunity?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I suggest headphones

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    The bartender says, “Why the long faces?”

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    “…looking for a little a__”

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    comicsboi Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Raunchy punchline tomorrow?

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