Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2021

last time I was this early, the strip was still called Heavenly Nostrils

Nowadays, it’s not necessarily who’s provides the best points who wins a debate, it’s whoever can scream the loudest.

She’s loud and proud.

I mean sometimes it seems like the loudest wins, but definitely not a human against a Unicorn.

Stupid people think that the reason people don’t listen to them is because they’re not loud enough. To that point, I’ve started to associate loudness with stupidity.

“AAAAAA!!”

(imagines this dialogue being interpreted this way: the letter “A” being said six times)

So you’ll follow the teachings of Theodore Roosevelt.

An open-mouthed yell, but now with human teeth instead of Millie’s canid teeth.

Try to get the (social) media on your side, Phoebe. And remember to define the debate before it defines you.

She’s possibly related to Foghorn Leghorn…

Phoebe try karate. All that yelling and bodily movements gonna scare the hell out of someone. Maybe your attackers.