F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 03, 2021

The horror, the horror!

So, because you choked we have to live in the woods?

Adult scary campfire stories!

There was this time I was called into the office ….

Did a presentation for my CIO once. Answered all his questions. Was his golden boy thereafter. Another time I did research for a different company CEO. My name and research was mentioned in the CEO’s talk to the company.

And I forgot to wear my pants.

And I didn’t even know what company I work for!

It’s a beta bonfire!

That’s when he pulled a “Forest Gump”, starting running, running and didn’t stop till he was marooned on a island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean!

Were they ghosts?!?

I know a lot of people are really afraid of public speaking. I trained myself and enjoy it; if I saw this crowd I would be thinking “Fantastic! They don’t know what they’re in for!”

“… and that’s why we’re living in the woods.”

Daddy, I can’t sleep. I keep hearing operational letters in the bushes.

And he realized that he was naked, and had forgotten his notes…

Everything about adulthood is scary and tragic for children.

A flashlight, held below his chin, would’ve added to the spine-chilling nature of his story.

AAAAHHHHH!!!