Of course you’ve just wasted more time arguing about the joke than if you’d just said “who’s there?”. There’s no rule that says you have to actually stick around for the “joke”
Sam and Janet is a great knock-knock joke the first time you hear it. Anna Maria Albergetti is even better. And there must be others, but I admit they don’t immediately come to mind.
As a nanny, and former teacher I have heard more than my share of non-funny knock knock jokes. Fortunately, as a child care provider, I get paid the /ahem/ “big bucks” /ahem/ for the privilege. ;) (Thankfully I love my job and all of my kiddos through the years.)
Plumb.Bob Premium Member about 3 years ago
Knock Knock…
Auntie Socialist about 3 years ago
Of course you’ve just wasted more time arguing about the joke than if you’d just said “who’s there?”. There’s no rule that says you have to actually stick around for the “joke”
Mark Hanson about 3 years ago
This is the best definition of a knock knock joke I’ve ever heard.
Jefano Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sam and Janet is a great knock-knock joke the first time you hear it. Anna Maria Albergetti is even better. And there must be others, but I admit they don’t immediately come to mind.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Nobel.”
“Nobel who?”
“Nobel… That’s why I knocked…”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“On first.”
“On first who?”
“No, it’s ’Who’s on first?’…”
StephenRice about 3 years ago
A: “Knock, knock!”
B: “Excuse me, I need to see who’s at the door.”
A [musing, some time later]: “I never saw him again.”
Ray*C about 3 years ago
Worst one ever:
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
This is the most cynical BI ever. Who didn’t like knock-knock jokes as a kid?
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley about 3 years ago
As a nanny, and former teacher I have heard more than my share of non-funny knock knock jokes. Fortunately, as a child care provider, I get paid the /ahem/ “big bucks” /ahem/ for the privilege. ;) (Thankfully I love my job and all of my kiddos through the years.)
kmccjoe1 about 3 years ago
Hey, don’t knock it until…