Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2021

R.J. calls em like he sees them.

So sometimes words can hurt more than sticks and stones?

If he gots a lotsa money, he can gets a lotsa hot dates.

So hot at the moment!!! Ka-sweat!!!

Is he related to Jenkins?

I think this may be about unchecked aggression.

One has to remember that the idea of a “hot date” is subjective. Little Jorge’s concept of a “hot date” may be a little different than RJ’s.

Ka-SLAM!

Catching up here, that punch on the 24th in that outfit reminded me of “how about a nice Hawiian punch !”

KA-HOT DATE! (yeah, right.)

A hot date? Highly unlikely! Even a lukewarm date sounds a bit implausible.

Ties things together? The coat’s not bad, but it’s no The Dude’s rug.

Oh, I can’t wait to meet the… (wait for it…) lucky lady.

There… I said it… I need to lie down now.

ka-burn