Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2021

Looks like the Wiz has been demoted to lightning rod.

Is that the famous Fallen Tower of Pisa?

People spent it on the wizard doing his magic show?

“This is shocking, … just shocking.”

A towering inferno…..

Owww. My neck.

I bought ammo.

He’s used his stimulus to jumpstart his new green energy biz.

On a human bug-zapping machine?

The show must go on….

This is how government stimulus works. They give you back some of the taxes you paid. Then tax you more the next year and spend twice that the following year. The dollar devalues and now you can’t buy food. Then as you starve, the government calls it the new health program.

Is this what happens when people keep telling photographers, “you should have used landscape instead of portrait setting”?

Yeah, but it’s a government program. Peek behind the façade and all you’ll see an outhouse and a garden gnome.

Idfrastructure.

I used most of my stimmy on booze, women, and gambling. The rest was just wasted

Oh boy…

Mines going to the orthopedist for a strained neck…

Totally one-sided, if ya ask me…

Money well spent. Better than how the government spends it. At least it didn’t line someone’s pocket…..

You think smoke and mirrors are free?

It really should be showing a picture of a pig sty.