Actually, he’s currently banging the wife of Home Plate, but he only does oral with the wife of Third Base. He might get a handy from the wife of Second Base if things go well. On a rare occasion, he meets all three wives at Denny’s the morning after where he’ll order a Grand Slam Breakfast.
Excuse me, but I need to take a shower after writing this.
They were going to have regular names, just like regular folks. But then, somewhere in a distant jungle, a couple of cruel wings flapped, and the rest is history. Dang you, chaos butterfly. Also, this was supposed to be fully coloured instead of a sepia tone. But then… No, it wasn’t the meddling chaos butterfly. This time it was the meddling Percival Dunwoody, idiot time traveller from 1909. He thought the colouring guy was Hitler and shot him. Fortunately, Dunwoody missed him but the poor guy was so traumatised that he coloured it only in sepia.
JudasPeckerwood almost 3 years ago
I wouldn’t want to be the announcer for that game. Or maybe I would.
Dr. Quatermass almost 3 years ago
Actually, he’s currently banging the wife of Home Plate, but he only does oral with the wife of Third Base. He might get a handy from the wife of Second Base if things go well. On a rare occasion, he meets all three wives at Denny’s the morning after where he’ll order a Grand Slam Breakfast.
Excuse me, but I need to take a shower after writing this.
Gent almost 3 years ago
They were going to have regular names, just like regular folks. But then, somewhere in a distant jungle, a couple of cruel wings flapped, and the rest is history. Dang you, chaos butterfly. Also, this was supposed to be fully coloured instead of a sepia tone. But then… No, it wasn’t the meddling chaos butterfly. This time it was the meddling Percival Dunwoody, idiot time traveller from 1909. He thought the colouring guy was Hitler and shot him. Fortunately, Dunwoody missed him but the poor guy was so traumatised that he coloured it only in sepia.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
He didn’t get the name of the catcher, We’re-all-out-to-get-you-but-you’ll-still-never-see-it-coming-and-we-know-where-you-sleep-ha-ha-ha.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
The team was doing so well until they choked in the last inning.
James Redekop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
SMBC Theatre did something similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U
[Unnamed Reader - 64b33a] almost 3 years ago
A pitcher, a manager, and a rabbi walked into a bar…
GreggW Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I don’t give a damn. Shortstop.