Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 15, 2021

Hey, wearing a mask has improved my social life.

The introvert’s new dilemma. The mask will never be enough separation.

There may be an issue with “critical mass.” Why should I go back into the office, nobody is there?

It’s like why should I build cell towers when nobody has a cell phone or why should I buy a cell phone when there’s no cell service?

And, it ain’t easy.

Hey! I finally got to use my PhD in Antisociology and you’re telling that it is to become worthless?

I am petitioning to remain in remote work after we return to “normal.”

But return to the Grindr app for blind dates.

It’s like riding a bike, you never forget. And with all the nastiness these days, why wouldn’t you avoid people?

Damn straight.

As an introvert, I’m going to miss COVID.

Makes it tough on us hermits too.

This is so me