Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 07, 2021

A repeat customer!!

I sense trouble brewing…

Jeepers Father, you’re not really helping a whole lot here.

When the best man starts his toast “I’d like to welcome you all back…” you knows there’s a problem brewing…

But I only have two more punches to go on my customer loyalty card.

His reply will be, “Big, little, or short, or, tall. Wish I could have kept them all. Mmm, I loved ’em every one.”

When the groom is standing there with his hands in his pockets, it does suggest he isn’t taking the occasion seriously enough.

Dang. How does he manages to pay so many alimoney?

Let’s just call him an incurable romantic and leave it at that!

I’m still on my first successful marriage. 26 and counting.

Bob’s been blessed before.

With his hands in his pockets during the vows, I don’t hold out much hope of a marriage that lasts.

Hands in pocket, odds are still the same…..

The amount available for alimony is significantly less with each.

Should have had that conversation before you got them to the alter.

Why is she frowning? This can’t be news to her, or can it?

Super glue would do the trick