Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 10, 2021

I don’t want to know to what “fly” he is referring.

Rudy’s weekend nightmare.

Diner: “Excuse me, but your thumb is on my steak”

Server: “Oh, that’s to keep it from falling onto the floor again”

He’s been taking lessons from Stephan Pastis.

There is a hair in my fly!!!

Rugs are too high maintenance. Go with linoleum.

I always thought of this “soup in my fly” punchline while watching “Young Frankenstein”…

I thought the Fusco Brothers had squatter’s right on the “fly in my soup” jokes.