The party of personal responsibility, patriotism, law and order never took responsibility for anything and only punched down at the least of us. Their real mantra is greed, cruelty and hypocrisy.
The mob of traitors was attempting to overthrow our democracy, and without ANY doubt, would have had not the least problem if Jackass Johnson had ended up as “collateral damage.” If he doesn’t know this, he is either an imbecile or a lunatic. But, on the plus side, Jackass didn’t give the mob of traitors a Fascist salute like Holys—t Hawley did……..
And SPEAKING of Li’l Josh, don’t stop me if you’ve read this before. (I think this was one of the few political cartoon comments threads I DIDN’T post my silly song parody on.) Apologies to those who have read it—but remember, it’s a free country. Nobody needs to read comments anymore than they need to read the toons themselves……And here we go:
[Josh Hawley sings]
When I was a punk folk had no doubt
I’d commit treason with my trademark pout
I did my level best to prove them right
When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight!
(When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight!)
And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for me (also Trump and Cruz)
(And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz)
I’m never ever modest so my own horn I’ll toot
I gave that mob of traitors my own Fascist salute
And when that mob rampaged, I quaked with fear
With a certain brownish discharge coming from my rear
(With a certain brownish discharge coming from his rear)
But in the aftermath I voted straight and true
To acquit my fellow traitor, Donald You-know-who
(But in the aftermath he voted straight and true
To acquit his fellow traitor, Donald You-know-who)
Reminds me of an old, old rhyme, origin unknown, but changed a bit to suit the use here: “My name is Ron Johnson / I’m a kook from Wisconsin / I make up crazy stuff there. / I conspire all day, / and when they ask me, I say… / My Name is Ron Johnson / I’m a kook from Wisconsin…”
They don’t call him Russian Ron Johnson for nothing!
Guess who benefitted from the Russian-targeted misinformation campaigns in Wisconsin in 2016? Yup, Ron Johnson, who was surprisingly re-elected after being left for dead for much of that year.
Maybe this helps explain why ol’ Russian Ronnie’s been even more ridiculous and squirrely in recent days, eh? Wonder how clear the connections between Trump/GOP campaigns and Russian disinformation get in the unredacted report. RoJo’s scared, and he has good reason to be.
It is well past time for Adam Schiff and other leading Dems in Congress to call Our Dumb Senator down to their Committees to answer just who fed RoJo the BS he was spewing before the 2020 election. And make Russian Ronnie answer why he (ab)used his position as a committee chair to cover up how Americans (and especially Wisconsinites) were being misled by Russian misinformation.
I suspect that the reason the ‘Pledge of Allegiance’ is no longer taught in USA schools is because those in historic error lines don’t want the younger generation to know that the USA is supposed to be a republic, not a democracy.
Why Canada keeps including ‘God’ in their national anthem is rather hypocritical since their government leaders are actually very anti-Gd even though he ( גד ) and his tribe are mentioned in historic writings .
" Lie to us yesterday, shame on the liar. Deceive us tomorrow, shame on the deceiver."
casonia2 about 3 years ago
Yep. You nailed it, Mr. Wuerker.
comixbomix about 3 years ago
I’m just so proud to know that, in America, a young person can aspire to high public office, no matter how cringingly stupid they are.
lonecat about 3 years ago
What does it say about the US that this bozo holds an elected office. Really.
ferddo about 3 years ago
Of course, the Trump Patriots who were chanting “Hang Mike Pence” were doing so out of love…
dotbup about 3 years ago
The party of personal responsibility, patriotism, law and order never took responsibility for anything and only punched down at the least of us. Their real mantra is greed, cruelty and hypocrisy.
DoneThat Premium Member about 3 years ago
Too bad there isn’t a minimum standard for running for office. All you have to be is a citizen and have money. Intellect seems to be optional.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 3 years ago
Excellent.
apfelzra Premium Member about 3 years ago
In Forrest Gump’s immortal words: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
wrytercat about 3 years ago
You can count on stoopid people to speak out the loudest.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
I’m glad I don’t live in his state, or his state of racist right wing delusion.
sandflea about 3 years ago
And I’m the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
JanaKralovna about 3 years ago
Don’t forget the smeared feces. Oh. I guess that’s what’s talking.
Daeder about 3 years ago
Not like those evil people on the Left who want to destroy America(n racism)!
Godfreydaniel about 3 years ago
The mob of traitors was attempting to overthrow our democracy, and without ANY doubt, would have had not the least problem if Jackass Johnson had ended up as “collateral damage.” If he doesn’t know this, he is either an imbecile or a lunatic. But, on the plus side, Jackass didn’t give the mob of traitors a Fascist salute like Holys—t Hawley did……..
Godfreydaniel about 3 years ago
And SPEAKING of Li’l Josh, don’t stop me if you’ve read this before. (I think this was one of the few political cartoon comments threads I DIDN’T post my silly song parody on.) Apologies to those who have read it—but remember, it’s a free country. Nobody needs to read comments anymore than they need to read the toons themselves……And here we go:
[Josh Hawley sings]
When I was a punk folk had no doubt
I’d commit treason with my trademark pout
I did my level best to prove them right
When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight!
(When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight!)
And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for me (also Trump and Cruz)
(And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse
They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz)
I’m never ever modest so my own horn I’ll toot
I gave that mob of traitors my own Fascist salute
And when that mob rampaged, I quaked with fear
With a certain brownish discharge coming from my rear
(With a certain brownish discharge coming from his rear)
But in the aftermath I voted straight and true
To acquit my fellow traitor, Donald You-know-who
(But in the aftermath he voted straight and true
To acquit his fellow traitor, Donald You-know-who)
Vaporman about 3 years ago
Reminds me of an old, old rhyme, origin unknown, but changed a bit to suit the use here: “My name is Ron Johnson / I’m a kook from Wisconsin / I make up crazy stuff there. / I conspire all day, / and when they ask me, I say… / My Name is Ron Johnson / I’m a kook from Wisconsin…”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ron Johnson is a very proud boy. He’ll always keep his oath.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
That’s right because they think the law doesn’t apply to them.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Republican Ron Johnson should face a formal rebuke from the entire Senate: conservative columnist
https://www.rawstory.com/ron-johnson-2651117890/
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
They don’t call him Russian Ron Johnson for nothing!
Guess who benefitted from the Russian-targeted misinformation campaigns in Wisconsin in 2016? Yup, Ron Johnson, who was surprisingly re-elected after being left for dead for much of that year.
Maybe this helps explain why ol’ Russian Ronnie’s been even more ridiculous and squirrely in recent days, eh? Wonder how clear the connections between Trump/GOP campaigns and Russian disinformation get in the unredacted report. RoJo’s scared, and he has good reason to be.
It is well past time for Adam Schiff and other leading Dems in Congress to call Our Dumb Senator down to their Committees to answer just who fed RoJo the BS he was spewing before the 2020 election. And make Russian Ronnie answer why he (ab)used his position as a committee chair to cover up how Americans (and especially Wisconsinites) were being misled by Russian misinformation.https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/3/16/2021404/-They-don-t-call-him-Russian-Ron-Johnson-for-nothing?utm_campaign=trending
Godfreydaniel about 3 years ago
Wow, NEXT we’ll find out that Moscow Mitch, and Leningrad Lindsey, and Traitor Trump earned THEIR nicknames!
grumpypophobart about 3 years ago
Nailed it Matt. Well drawn, as usual. I’m a fan.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Rush Limbaugh has been sober for a month.
babka Premium Member about 3 years ago
such a big difference between a proud boy & a humble man
6th Billiard Ball Student about 3 years ago
I suspect that the reason the ‘Pledge of Allegiance’ is no longer taught in USA schools is because those in historic error lines don’t want the younger generation to know that the USA is supposed to be a republic, not a democracy.
Why Canada keeps including ‘God’ in their national anthem is rather hypocritical since their government leaders are actually very anti-Gd even though he ( גד ) and his tribe are mentioned in historic writings .
" Lie to us yesterday, shame on the liar. Deceive us tomorrow, shame on the deceiver."