F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 22, 2021

I wept because I had no shoes, until I met the man who had no socks.

You need to reboot. Or just boot.

Common problem.

Cut back on the cannabis.

Well, at least you took your feet with you!

You gotta wear ’em, not pack ’em…

Maybe he has big feet.

Same as my grocery list. When I get back home I find I have forgotten the number one thing I went for.

If it took you two hours to realize you didn’t have shoes, you don’t need them.

Check under your hat. You might be missing a brain too

This morning I left for work in such a hurry I forgot to put my feet on. I knew something was wrong, but I couldn’t figured out what. I was stumped.

I am glad I got him to pack his talking bed roll. :)