Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 21, 2021

touché, madame

Tony’s QOTD: Do you have good underwear?

Yes and I have bad underwear,too. But they’re only for date night. I also have underwear that have been blessed.

What qualifies it as bad and why do you project your feelings onto it?

Good is when it fulfills your expectations of it, which may be few.

They’re good until they become HOLIE!!!

Define “bad”

Many years ago,I dated a college girl who loved going commando for comfort reasons she said. It was okay with me!

Interesting question, considering he does the laundry……

“answer, please, or i drop the towel.”

i’m sure we all have that article of clothing that should have been thrown away years ago but we hold onto it for dear life because it is our favorite ever no matter how yucky it looks.

Some things should remain a mystery.

this was also on Modern Family

When my underwear gets worn enough to throw away I put it in a special bag. When I travel, those are the ones I pack. Once worn then thrown away. Works for me.

It’s a guy thing.

If you didn’t have bad underwear, how would you know what your good underwear was?

I think the real question is, “Why do you need your good underwear today?”