Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 21, 2021

And here I thought this situation could not get any weirder…

Maybe not

Regarding those abs: draw him a six-pack. Of cola.

Kevin really knows how to make friends.

Barf.

Kevin, you’ve never seen Carla wearing make up, have you? What use is invisible make up?

All this going on in school and so far, no one other than Miles and Carla realize he has no shirt on?

I recall once in Middle School (Junior High back then), a kid walked out of the boys locker room into the hall without a shirt. The principal was on him like a fly on butter, yelling “You’re out of bounds!”

“Maybe… Do you even have any ab muscles?”

She looks too masculine and tomboyish to be wearing makeup.

It’s called stage make up and it’s not girly but he’s nine so I’ll forgive him

What conversation? It’s a monologue.

Thats kinda sexist Kevin expecting that all girls are good at make-up (but idk rly so don’t yell at me)

how delightfully clueless are kids. This is why we don’t let them make life altering decisions.

wait is kiven a girl

Mrs. Cambell will probably still notice that you are not wearing a shirt, Kevin.

McBRUH

I believe even without the tattoo. No shirt will get you dress coded.