Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 27, 2021

https://youtu.be/2TgO-tN5wAM

So Marigold tried reverse psychology to get her desired greeting and Phoebe recognized that fact?

How about a pick up line? “Hey Mari, are you a marshmallow? Cuz you’re soft and fluffy!”

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hi, Mari is short and to the point.

Maybe if she wore sunglasses all the time that would be implied.

It seems that “Marigold” captures all her magnificence in a single word, the same way the very word “king” captures all implied by the word.

“What if I just sing Blinding Lights instead?”

Would you settle for “Calvin the Bold”?

No,no. I’m with you Phoebe. That’s too much.

I feel a little unicorn coming on. Now it’s time to get to the point! Here she is, Miss America!

How pretentious.

shades of Bucky/Get Fuzzy

I immediately thought of the O&M strip in which Llewellyn appears to be shouting angrily at Ozy and Millie, but he’s just telling them what somebody else once said to him.

The brilliance of a thousand suns is diminished by your glory…

Marigold proves that she is qualified to run for president.

She would say that if the Shield of Boringness was lifted.