Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 23, 2021

I would’ve called it Cardinal Rainbow Ankle Polish if the censors didn’t notice.

I remember a Windex commercial that jokingly advertised a “smudge stick” to stop people from walking into glass when it gets too clean to see. And I still think they should have actually sold those.

He couldn’t try say Pegatreon?

Where do I sign?!

who wouldn’t want to look as non-magnificent as LSH?

Ok! Sure LSH!!!

Unicommercials????

It’s about time he started monetizing his followers

THAT’S TERRIBLE! Poor L.s.h…

Is that the reason why L.S.H. never reveals his true self?

It’s been such a long time since we saw lsh

Taking sponsorships doesn’t seem all that humble to me.

I suppose having to hawk horn polish to make a buck is a pretty humbling experience. Seems a bit off, though, since his horn is the only part of Lord Splendid Humility we ever actually see.

I always like it when Lord Splendid Humility shows up.

Good to see Lord Splendid Humility again.

At first, I thought that he had changed his name until I reread what he had said.

Does he get paid in bits?

But what do unicorns need money for??

Since his horn is the only part you can see, should we assume he doesn’t use the polish?

But that should bring up the question……..why does Lord Splendid Humility NEED extra money? Doesn’t he make enough doing his regular job? And another one- WHAT IS IT?