Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 17, 2021

“Stench” warfare.

It may be banned by the Geneva Convention but it’s endorsed by the WHO.

There are some bad perfumes out there, some could easily be used as chemical weapons!!

I’m sure it’s great for social distancing.

Surely it will take a bit more than a “pinch”?

Oh, please no. I used the highly scented hand sanitizer at the entrance to one store and my eyelids swelled shut after my hands got near them.

As a kid we learned to stay 6 feet away when my grandmother would come for a visit wearing her hand sanitizer……..I mean perfume.

If you want stinky hands.

If I’m allowed one serious comment per day here it is: My aunt formerly sold Avon and every Christmas/birthday we’d receive – surprise – Avon bottles with cologne! I don’t wear the stuff but because of the high alcohol content it never goes bad. Over the years I’ve often used it to sanitize cuts when I was out of rubbing alchohol!

I imagine perfume sales have taken a hint with every one wearing masks. If you can smell, it’s too strong.

…and you can also use it to strip the wax off the floor!

On a related note, Axe Body Spray can be used as roach killer