Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 18, 2021

“You can bring flowers or a small gift.”

Forget it!

Keep digging.

how did these two ever get married?…ever get to the second date?

Mike was just desperate for a girlfriend and he convinced J.J. that he was this cool biker dude.

Gawd! Run for your life, Mike!

I notice her but doesn’t hang out the back of the, unnecessarily, airy hospital robe. What’s with those things anyway?

JJ is all about the performance, sigh

What in the world did/does he see in her. Oops. Never mind. Dumb question.

Exit Mike, stage left, and run as fast as you can too!

Just when you think it couldn’t get worse

Off topic, it was 25 years ago today the Alex first met Mike’s new girlfriend Kim. Mike introduces them then excuses himself to make a few phone calls. Kim and Alex regard each other in silence then Alex turns back to her computer and says “I already have a mother.” Kim answers “So do I. Want to play the new NBA All Stars?” and offers a game cartridge. The rest is history.

it is amazing that “airheaded” people cannot understand the consequences of their actions on the people they hurt.

Don’t let her sucker you into using the insurance card….

If this were a real situation, it’d probably take me a long time to decide if I let her back in my life.

She must have terrific pheromones.

JJ lies like a dog! Woof woof!