Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 26, 2021

He was with Miss Ginger “Ale”.

He could have come back smelling like bear.

Better that than some other things I could name. {skunk(cough)}

He was hibeernating .

He had to keep hydrated, so he could prevent forest fires.

A woman walks into a bar with a bear on a leash. A drunk at the end of the bar looks up and shouts, “Hey, you can’t bring that pig in here.” The woman looks snootily at the drunk and says, “This, sir, is a bear, not a pig” to which the drunk replies, “I was talking to the bear.”

Damned that Schlitz!

Drinkin’ with Snagglepuss.

And how far north did you wander? I see white fur follicles on you!

Hamm’s bear?

burp. :)