Are we calling God fallible here? Expect the looneys to come crawling out of the woodwork with this one.
Is that supposed to be God’s finger? Looks like God is female.
That’s what tree bark was made for, dumbass.
Anywhere else you’ll have to take care of yourself.
The psychoses are strong in this one!
But does he squeeze your bacne?
Cracked a rib … voila, Eve was born.
Don’t worry, next you’ll lose a rib…
Meow!
“Sure, but I healed you immediately, didn’t I?”
This is what inspired God to create woman.
“God, couldn’t you design me with skin that wouldn’t get itchy?”
I amend my earlier comment. This is what inspired God to invent the backscratcher.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Are we calling God fallible here? Expect the looneys to come crawling out of the woodwork with this one.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is that supposed to be God’s finger? Looks like God is female.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s what tree bark was made for, dumbass.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Anywhere else you’ll have to take care of yourself.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
The psychoses are strong in this one!
Nyckname over 3 years ago
But does he squeeze your bacne?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Cracked a rib … voila, Eve was born.
Ivan Araque over 3 years ago
Don’t worry, next you’ll lose a rib…
Malph over 3 years ago
Meow!
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Sure, but I healed you immediately, didn’t I?”
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is what inspired God to create woman.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
“God, couldn’t you design me with skin that wouldn’t get itchy?”
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
I amend my earlier comment. This is what inspired God to invent the backscratcher.