Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 03, 2021

fish don’t have hands, ma’am; they have fins (how did Iron Fish finally get out of the house)?

The say fish is rich in Iron but this iron is rich in fish!

Take us to space. We are tired of earth.

We’re in a happy place if that lady being geographically offset a few metres is our biggest problem.

❤️ Those fin booties you have there, Iron Fish! Makes the whole de Rigour!

We need SPIDER DOG!

Nice. It’s been a while since I heard someone say to me, “Unhand me, you weird fish.”

Sorry fish. Maybe you should keep to stopping rats from stealing pizza?

There are real people who try to be costumed crime fighters. They take lots of martial arts classes, put together a costume, and patrol the streets of their city by night. But most of them give it up… for the last reason you’d expect. They can’t find any crime.

You know how Batman always swings in just in time to foil the mugging? That’s not how it happens in real life. I read an interview with a guy who had lurked on rooftops for weeks in the most crime ridden section of his town. He never once saw anyone getting mugged.

Despite what you might think if you watch the local news, crime is way down. It’s dropped steadily for decades. Also, when it does happen, foiling a mugging requires being in exactly the right place, at exactly the right time. That’s something only Batman can pull off.

“You will fall to the all mighty Fish-tron!(Ultron) “Captain fish America? This is Iron-Fish. I need the rest of the Aqua-vengers here fast!”

Iron Fish rocks! He is polite and cute, and seems strangely vulnerable. I hope he survives his adventures…

So…how did he get out? Repulsor beams finally worked on the door or through an open window?

Fish set the radio to FM station and escaped through the airwaves. Only logical answer!

Fish Scout!