Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 19, 2021

No, no, no. “Venomous”, not “poisonous”.

I recently learned that spiders are not poisonous. Some of them are venomous, however.

If you bite something and get sick, it’s poisonous. If it bites you, and you get sick, it’s venomous.

You don’t know…haven’t mom and dad told you yet?

Lets get him a Twitter account as a coming-of-age present.

Must be an internet spider. Soon to be lurking on the dark web.

Yup, an anatomically correct spider – 8 legs. Not sure about the eyes, though.

She wasn’t raised by Charlotte!!!

Unlike Garfield’s spiders, Broomie’s spiders still have eight legs.

Success!!

Au contraire, mon frère! Gossipmongers are hardly adult. More likely they are Twitter trolls.