Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2021

Yup… poor guy’s disposable!

Bad Boy turn on?

Maybe she heard about the lap dance incident at McDonald’s.

Yep. Some girls just can’t commit to a solid relationship.

It won’t be easy, getting a handle on him.

She likes to use n throw em.

if only it were that easy to tell

She got him “To Go”.

in the end she’ll have something to take away from this relationship…

She likes the ones that get used, and then get thrown away.

If only the signs were that clear…

She needs a solid relationship, one set in stoneware.

He’ll just Latte her and leave her.

I like what I’ve started here. People have come up with some really clever lines!

But she won’t be taking any selfies with him – he won’t mug for the photos!

Must be love, she has that glazed look about her. One thing he can say that the rest of them can’t: he’s never been fired.

Hope she can read the warning signs “Caution Hot”

A To-Go relationship is always on the move!

Whatever. He’s good to go.

" … my plastic fantastic lover!" – Marty Balin, musical revolutionary

Lisa found her “Cup of Tea”.

She’s got stars in her eyes and I bet his name’s Bucks.

He promised to take her travelling.

It’s only a paper cup……swinging in a cardboard sky……