Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 13, 2021

Been there, done that…

Obviously this guy doesn’t get very many vampire clients.

Of course he is. He just came from a bar binge.

Van Helsing Massage and Accupuncture

If my masseuse had done that, I’d have told her, “See you in court.”

So this is body sculpting…

Being really, really tight takes a jackhammer…

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.

There are places where that chisel would go without a hammer.. and likely be the key to loosen the rest of the body.

Answers the question of: How do you massage Superman?…….

If you’re trying to give him chiseled abs, roll him over.

Ow.

He must be a tight wad

Lower.

The half-wit Van Helsing brother. Never had any luck killing a vampire.